The RSP Chief recently rolled out the red carpet, inviting the country’s so-called "head honchos" to a meeting. The goal? To discuss national issues and maybe, just maybe, figure out how to stop the Parliament from being a glorified daycare center for overgrown toddlers. The RPP showed up, the Nepali Congress sent their law-making foot soldiers, and the NCP brought MaKuNe—a man who loves North Korean aesthetics almost as much as he loves his own voice.
By S. Gundai
9 Jun 2026
3 min read
In a few short days, the planet will collectively lose its mind. For one glorious, sleep-deprived month, we will collectively swap our personalities for a range of erratic behaviors: guzzling lukewarm beer, screaming at inanimate goalposts as if they personally insulted our ancestors, and nursing genuine cardiac events because we firmly believe we could out-dribble Kylian Mbappé from our sofas.
By S. Gundai
8 Jun 2026
4 min read
Apparently, catching students with phones during the SEE and Class 12 exams triggered a creative outburst among the authorities. Forget common sense or basic security protocols; these geniuses decided the only logical punishment was a public drowning ceremony. It’s truly heartwarming to know our tax-funded personnel have the free time to moonlight as amateur underwater demolition experts.
By S. Gundai
7 Jun 2026
3 min read
Our so-called communists and socialists are living in a delusional fever dream, acting as if we are still trapped in the glorious, smoggy atmosphere of the 1990s. They don't seem to grasp that the majority of the youth were born long after these buffoons first stumbled into power. Balen Shah, for instance, represents a demographic that doesn't care about the ancient history of dhoonga-haaning or tyre-burning.
By S. Gundai
6 Jun 2026
4 min read
Our dear old-school media wallahs are hyperventilating again. Apparently, Rabi Lamichhane’s recent visit to India was a "conspiracy." The Indians treated him like a rockstar, rolling out the red carpet for a one-on-one with Amit Shah—the man who makes BJP power-moves look like child's play—and a tête-à-tête with Modi himself.
By S. Gundai
5 Jun 2026
3 min read
To understand why the current UML leadership is suffocating, one must first understand the sheer scale of the Chairman’s gravity. In his mind, he isn't just leading a party; he is single-handedly steering the ship of state through a sea of incompetent fools. He famously dismissed his critics by telling them to stop looking for faults in his governance and instead "go count the spots on the moon."
By S. Gundai
4 Jun 2026
5 min read
With the traditional establishment in Kathmandu swept away and Prime Minister Balen Shah staying home to focus on domestic reforms, the burden of fixing a fundamentally dysfunctional neighborly dynamic has fallen squarely onto Rabi’s charismatic shoulders. For decades, Nepal's leaders have traveled south with bowls in hand, practically begging for validation from the mandarins of Chanakyapuri.
By S. Gundai
3 Jun 2026
5 min read
Twenty-five years ago today, the ultimate family dinner went horribly wrong. On June 2, 2001, Narayanhiti Palace hosted a gathering that concluded not with dessert, but with an automatic weapon clearing out the core of the Nepalese monarchy.
By S. Gundai
2 Jun 2026
4 min read
The highlight of the session arrived when PM Balen casually asserted that border encroachment is a two-way street. Responding to queries about historical border disputes, he nonchalantly claimed that Nepal has also encroached upon Indian territory in several places. The main opposition, Nepali Congress, immediately suffered a collective panic attack, demanding empirical proof or an immediate expunging of the remarks.
By S. Gundai
1 Jun 2026
4 min read
Like millions of youth from the Far-Western region, Rabindra’s journey didn't begin in a high-tech training facility; it began on the crowded night buses to India. For generations, our primary economic export hasn't been herbs, electricity, or handicrafts—it has been our young men, sent to work as security guards, kitchen hands, and laborers under the scorching sun across the border.
By S. Gundai
31 May 2026
5 min read
Finance Minister Dr. Swarnim Wagle stood before the joint session of Parliament and unleashed a massive, history-making monster of a budget totaling NPR 2.124 Trillion (that’s 21 Kharba, 24 Arba, and 34 Crore for the traditionalists). This is a mind-melting 25.2% jump from last year’s revised estimates, demonstrating that when the state is in economic survival mode, its favorite strategy is to swipe a credit card with an infinite limit.
By S. Gundai
30 May 2026
7 min read
Make no mistake about it: this Republic is here to stay, and the comeback of the Monarchy is permanently out the window. King Gyanendra completely failed to do his homework back then, losing the crown because he couldn't navigate basic political chess. However, watching Prachanda and Oli scream from microphones about "saving the Republic" is the ultimate comedic masterpiece.
By S. Gundai
29 May 2026
4 min read