Like millions of youth from the Far-Western region, Rabindra’s journey didn't begin in a high-tech training facility; it began on the crowded night buses to India. For generations, our primary economic export hasn't been herbs, electricity, or handicrafts—it has been our young men, sent to work as security guards, kitchen hands, and laborers under the scorching sun across the border.
By S. Gundai
31 May 2026
5 min read
Finance Minister Dr. Swarnim Wagle stood before the joint session of Parliament and unleashed a massive, history-making monster of a budget totaling NPR 2.124 Trillion (that’s 21 Kharba, 24 Arba, and 34 Crore for the traditionalists). This is a mind-melting 25.2% jump from last year’s revised estimates, demonstrating that when the state is in economic survival mode, its favorite strategy is to swipe a credit card with an infinite limit.
By S. Gundai
30 May 2026
7 min read
Make no mistake about it: this Republic is here to stay, and the comeback of the Monarchy is permanently out the window. King Gyanendra completely failed to do his homework back then, losing the crown because he couldn't navigate basic political chess. However, watching Prachanda and Oli scream from microphones about "saving the Republic" is the ultimate comedic masterpiece.
By S. Gundai
29 May 2026
4 min read
Bless our country Nepal, and bless our visionary middlemen! While the ordinary citizen stands in endless lines, sweating buckets just to get an e-passport from the Department of Passport, our patriotic agents are busy playing a completely different game behind the curtain.
By S. Gundai
28 May 2026
4 min read
Nepal’s stunning landscapes deserve a tourism economy that matches its majesty, yet our current open-door policy welcomes chaos over capital. Every day, our roads are overtaken by budget-strangling caravans that turn pristine destination spots into makeshift, open-air camps. We are systematically bleeding potential revenue because our regulatory frameworks allow visitors to consume our resources without leaving behind a single meaningful rupee.
By S. Gundai
27 May 2026
5 min read
After nearly two decades of watching the Prime Minister monopolize the microphone at Tundikhel every Jestha 15, the Cabinet suddenly looked at the Constitution, looked at the President, and thought, "Hey, isn't that person supposed to be the symbol of the Republic? Why are they just sitting there like an expensive living room decor?"
By S. Gundai
26 May 2026
3 min read
In this country, accountability is strictly allergic to air-conditioned VVIP hospital suites, and court cases move slower than a public bus climbing up the Prithvi Highway. So grab a cup of sweet chiya, sit back, and witness the legendary hall of shame where the republic is the product and our leaders are the master illusionists.
By S. Gundai
25 May 2026
8 min read
Welcome to the prison Republic of Nepal, where the prison has its own "Mayor"—the Chowkidaar—complete with naikeys and bhai naikeys managing a thriving internal economy. Forget rehabilitation; we have prime real estate. Inside, you will find bustling chiya pasals, canteens, grocery stores, and even a meat shop.
By S. Gundai
24 May 2026
4 min read
Naturally, in peak Nepali fashion, Amar did a political parkour—joined the Nepali Congress and started a newspaper. But before he could write the ultimate tell-all, our Maoist comrades fast-tracked his retirement with a bullet to the head because he forgot to pay his "People’s Tax." Talk about a killer subscription fee.
By S. Gundai
23 May 2026
4 min read
The mountain is piling up with frozen waste, discarded oxygen cylinders, and empty instant noodle wrappers. Meanwhile, the Nepal Mountaineering Association (NMA) and countless NGOs are busy holding "seminars" in five-star hotels in Kathmandu. What do they actually do for the climbers? Nobody knows!
By S. Gundai
22 May 2026
3 min read
The DDC has been around for more than half a century, established back when the OG visionary leaders decided our dairy sector needed to be properly organized. Unfortunately, the corporation spent the last three decades drowning in a financial hole due to rampant corruption, political interference, and the strategic recruitment of total jackass jholeys.
By S. Gundai
21 May 2026
3 min read
Meanwhile, our Supreme Court currently holds the gold medal for most inefficient multitasking. They seem to have infinite energy to hear every single emergency writ and petition to save politically affiliated unions, yet they have absolutely zero bandwidth to tackle the mountain of 20,000+ actual, real cases currently rotting in bureaucratic limbo.
By S. Gundai
20 May 2026
4 min read