Privacy Policy

How we collect, use, and protect reader data.

At Ayo Gorkhali, we take your privacy as seriously as a Gorkhali takes their khukuri, ensuring that your personal data is guarded with the utmost integrity. We collect only the essential information necessary to enhance your experience on our platform—such as basic analytics to see who is enjoying our satire and contact details if you choose to reach out—and we promise never to lease, sell, or "mismanage" your information like a piece of public land. Your trust is our greatest asset, and we remain committed to transparency and accountability in how we handle every byte of data, keeping our digital borders secure while we deliver the news with our signature selective optimism.

For any privacy concerns, send us an email to contact at ayogorkhali.com