Harka Sampang has been fined for riding his bike with one hand while filming a video, because apparently, his social media clout is a higher priority than basic survival. It is truly touching to see a leader so committed to his digital fan base that he is willing to risk his own head to keep the content flowing. We hope the fine was worth the three-minute video that literally nobody asked for in the first place.
By Sita Rana
9 Jun 2026
5 min read
Rabi Lamichhane has summoned every political party to a fancy meeting at the Singha Durbar secretariat on Monday morning. It’s an "all-party meeting" to discuss contemporary political woes, because nothing solves national instability like cramming dozens of ego-driven politicians into one room.
By Sita Rana
8 Jun 2026
4 min read
Over the past five years, Interpol has issued 114 Red Notices on Nepal’s request, and they’ve managed to drag 50 people back home. It’s a batting average that makes you wonder if the rest of the fugitives are just better at geography or if they have really good travel agents. Every year, a few more names are added to the list, while the police keep tallying their "catch" like it's a very slow, very high-stakes version of fishing.
By Sita Rana
7 Jun 2026
6 min read
Rabi Lamichhane returned from India claiming his visit was as transparent as a window while insisting he focused on "Economic Diplomacy." Apparently, when you sprinkle enough "economy" dust on a trade deficit, it simply vanishes into thin air like a politician's campaign promise. He even hinted that his royal treatment in Delhi was an honor for all 30 million of us, so please, do try to contain your overwhelming gratitude.
By Sita Rana
6 Jun 2026
5 min read
The task force formed to polish our constitution just held exclusive, separate brainstorms with former presidents Dr. Ram Baran Yadav and Bidya Devi Bhandari to gather "guided suggestions." Prime Minister Balen Shah’s political advisor led the academic safari to their luxurious residences, determined to make the document highly practical and timely.
By Sita Rana
5 Jun 2026
5 min read
KP Sharma Oli spent a grueling ninety minutes on stage confirming what absolutely nobody doubted: he is never, ever giving up the party leadership. He boldly proclaimed that he might fall down or get knocked over, but his knees will absolutely never bend to internal rivals or asset-investigating commissions.
By Sita Rana
4 Jun 2026
5 min read
The government spokesperson has bravely rushed to defend Prime Minister Balendra Shah’s latest parliamentary confession regarding the country’s physical boundaries. Apparently, our Prime Minister was genuinely "surprised" to hear claims from across the border that Nepal has also encroached upon foreign soil.
By Sita Rana
3 Jun 2026
5 min read
The House of Representatives managed to achieve absolute nothingness on Monday by adjourning without even touching its official agenda. Lawmakers threw a collective tantrum over the Prime Minister's latest geopolitical border hot-take, proving once again that shouting matches always trump actual policymaking.
By Sita Rana
2 Jun 2026
5 min read
Prime Minister Balen Shah decided his first speech in Parliament should be a total geopolitical fireworks display by casually suggesting Nepal has also encroached on Indian territory. Naturally, the entire political spectrum has lost its collective sanity, with torch rallies illuminating the night and Maitighar transforming into an impromptu street festival of pure outrage.
By Sita Rana
1 Jun 2026
6 min read
The state is generously tossing NPR 320 billion into the bottomless pits of education and health, fully aware that a shiny new budget cannot outrun structural decay. Finance Minister Dr. Swarnim Wagle announced that education bagged a cool NPR 218.3 billion, while healthcare walked away with NPR 101.95 billion to ensure we survive the upcoming fiscal hurdles.
By Sita Rana
31 May 2026
6 min read
Finance Minister Dr. Swarnim Wagle just dropped a massive 2.124 trillion rupee budget on parliament, claiming it will fundamentally transform our economy. It’s a bold reimagining of our financial landscape, primarily because nobody knows where this imaginary money is actually going to come from. By drastically rewriting the tax codes, the government hopes to spark a glorious economic resurrection out of sheer willpower.
By Sita Rana
30 May 2026
5 min read
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has opened up applications for ambassador positions through "open competition," which sounds incredibly progressive until you realize they didn’t bother mentioning which country you’ll actually be sent to. It is the ultimate diplomatic blind date, where qualified citizens can apply to be a global representative and potentially end up either in a glamorous European capital or a literal active war zone.
By Sita Rana
29 May 2026
5 min read