It seems that some of our party-affiliated justices are deeply upset that the Balen administration dared to support a Chief Justice nomination based on silly, outdated concepts like legal competence instead of how many political boras of cash they’ve collected or which party flag they wave.
This is the tragic, highly predictable outcome of twenty years of political matchmaking where the police, the judiciary, and the civil service were systematically filled with loyal party jholeys. The old structure is simply horrified that Balen is not interested in RSVPing to their state-sponsored house party. But worry not; the old regime is finally facing a renovation, and Balen has brought a political bulldozer.
Docket Full of Sunshine, Zero Full of Verdicts
Meanwhile, our Supreme Court currently holds the gold medal for most inefficient multitasking. They seem to have infinite energy to hear every single emergency writ and petition to save politically affiliated unions, yet they have absolutely zero bandwidth to tackle the mountain of 20,000+ actual, real cases currently rotting in bureaucratic limbo.
The Supreme Court is clearly not happy that the government wants to dismantle the great tradition of state-sponsored stone-throwing. Perhaps they should apply that same passion to clearing the massive legal backlog for regular citizens. We hope for a future Supreme Court where justice is measured by finalized verdicts for the public, not finalized protections for political cadres.
A Temporary Life Raft for Future Chors
Naturally, our old chor political parties are worried sick, and the Supreme Court just gave them a temporary life raft. The judiciary issued interim orders pausing the government's bold move to erase politically affiliated student and trade unions. Let’s remember that these student unions have spent decades acting as the legendary breeding grounds for future stone-throwing, railing-shattering chor netas.
Their trade union counterparts aren't much better; they stay busy grabbing public land, renting it out to real squatters or businessmen, and funneling the cash back into the party coffers to keep the chulos of our corrupt netas burning bright. But don’t celebrate just yet, jholeys; Balen didn't come to just play political musical chairs—he’s coming for the music itself.
The Twilight of the Extortion Empire
While the judiciary might take its sweet time with final hearings, let’s not pretend the glory days of these unions are anything but over. Student unions have spent too long beating up professors and extorting universities, while civil service trade unions have been too busy threatening hakims for lucrative postings and promotions instead of doing their actual jobs.
The tide has turned, and we are not going back toward Rana rule or Panchayats. If we can end 104 years of dynastic rule, we can certainly end 20 years of state-sponsored plunder-tantra. The Balen government is not going to look the other way, and the people have decided they are done being looted.
From 'Afno Manche' to the Right Person
It will take a good decade or two to finally sanitize our civil service, judiciary, and police force of all the embedded jholeys. But we must be patient; there will be plenty of troublemakers and judicial speed bumps along the way. After more than 250 years, we are finally realizing that afno manche is a recipe for disaster.
We need ramro manche—the right person for the right job based entirely on merit. In the future, our Supreme Court must stand as an independent pillar of pure meritocracy, completely divorced from political puppet strings, ensuring that the law protects the nation, not the party. This government will prevail, and we will become a better nation in the days to come.
Jai Nepal!