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Drugs, Doctors & Disgrace

How Our Domestic ‘Experts’ Are Turning Into Gorkhali Gangsters

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Harry Jaspau

13 May 2026 3 min read 172 views

Drugs, Doctors & Disgrace

While the Balen government is busy trying to clean up the literal and metaphorical trash back home in Kathmandu, a few of our fellow countrymen have decided to take their "talents" on an international tour. Our latest ambassadors of shame have surfaced in Hyderabad, specifically in the Kowkoor area, where they decided that being a domestic worker was just too much hard work.

Why bother scrubbing floors when you can just scrub a doctor couple’s entire life savings? These "bad Nepalis" are out there giving every hardworking Gorkhali a bad name, and it is high time we start treating these international embarrassments with the same iron fist Balen uses on illegal encroachers.


The Two-Week "Internship" in Crime

The story follows a script that’s becoming tragically common. Two men joined the household of Dr. Vijaya Lakshmi and Dr. Murali Mohan just two weeks ago. They didn't come for the paycheck; they came for the "study tour." For fourteen days, they played the role of humble helpers while secretly mapping out the gold, the silver, and the CCTV cameras.

On a Tuesday night, they invited five of their buddies over for a little "Gorkhali Get-together." Instead of momos, they served up a side of drugs. They allegedly drugged the couple, tied them up—hands and legs—and proceeded to help themselves to 60 tolas of gold, silver articles, and Rs 30,000 in cash.


Damaging the Evidence (And Our Pride)

In a move that shows they’ve watched one too many heist movies, the gang even damaged the CCTV cameras before fleeing. They weren’t just stealing jewelry; they were stealing the reputation of every honest Nepali worker who travels abroad to support their family.

These aren't "migrant workers"—they are a pre-planned criminal enterprise. They use our reputation for loyalty as a camouflage to carry out gutless crimes against unsuspecting employers. When the Jawaharnagar police formed special teams to hunt them down, they weren't just looking for thieves; they were looking for people who have effectively spit on the Gorkhali flag.


Why Balen-Style Justice Is Needed Back Home

It’s easy to say "not all Nepalis," but when "Nepali Gang Suspected" becomes a recurring headline in Indian tabloids, the distinction starts to blur. We need a system where these criminals cannot just sneak back across the border and hide in the hills with their looted 60 tolas of gold.

  • Blacklisting the Betrayers: Anyone involved in such organized international crime should have their citizenship perks suspended.

  • The "Setting" Needs to End: Just as Balen is dismantling the "setting" culture in Kathmandu's corridors of power, we need to dismantle the recruitment "settings" that allow unverified criminals to represent us abroad.

  • Heavy Penalties: If they are caught, the punishment shouldn't just be a slap on the wrist. They should be dealt with so strongly that the next person thinking of drugging a doctor couple chooses to actually do their job instead.

We are proud Gorkhalis, not a "Nepali Gang". It’s time we stop letting a few greedy cowards turn our legacy of bravery into a legacy of burglary.

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Harry Jaspau

Chief Global Nomad

Harry aka Hari has lived in so many time zones that he’s forgotten which year it is in Nepal, but he still manages to find a way to complain about the lack of authentic chili in every country he visits.