Our Supreme Court has finally decided to put an end to the "VVIP Welfare Fund," a legal loophole that allowed our former so-called elites to bill the State for every sneeze and sniffle. It apparently took our Judges nearly a decade to figure out that handing "cash-back" vouchers to our chor netas was a bad idea. While we sell our ancestral land or seek loans from meter-byazis to afford a basic surgery, these clowns were treating the National Treasury like a personal medical insurance policy with zero deductible.
The "Mili-Juli" Freebie Scheme
According to media reports, these activities were technically prohibited back in 2018. Yet, our chor netas continued to pocket the dough until 2025 because of the mili-juli (hand-in-glove) culture of the old guard. If it wasn't legal, how did they get away with this freebie scheme for seven years after it was declared immoral? While the CIAA was busy playing hide-and-seek, the government was busy cutting checks for private hospital suites in Singapore and India.
The Leaderboard of Loot
The numbers are staggering. Since 2008, VVIPs were entitled to Rs 1.5 million in assistance, but in reality, many managed to grab rebates ten times higher. KP Oli, our grand national ukkhan-tukka champion, ranks numero uno on the list with Rs 1.2 crore spent on his foreign medical treatments. It is beyond disgusting that successive coalitions of "Socialists" and "Communists"—who preach about the proletariat—failed to build a single hospital they actually trust with their own lives. Instead, they hopped on planes to India while we footed the bill for their first-class recovery.
The Serpent King and the "Red Gutkha" Tours
Then we have former President Ram Baran Yadav, who racked up Rs 6.5 million visiting the "Land of the Free" and the "Land of Red Gutkha," even billing the state for his attendants. Not to be outdone, Jhallu Nath Khanal—aka the Serpent King—grabbed over Rs 5 million for a 2021 India trip. Between his side-hustle in snake venom and his family's curious business ties to airport contracts, you’d think he could afford his own co-pay. Why take from the Treasury when you have thousands of shady byaparis and thekedars on speed dial? A gold smuggler could have easily footed the bill, but nope—they had to grab the taxpayers' money.
The 4-Billion Rupee Hangover
If we look back at the Finance Ministry reports, the scale of the heist is clear: Rs 4 billion was handed out to so-called netas for foreign medical care between 2006 and 2016. While their main job was to write the "world's best constitution" and fix the country, they were actually perfecting the art of the state-funded medical vacation. We’ve been played by these old-school politicians and their jholeys for three decades. The era of the free lunch is over. It’s time they pay us back—with interest.
Jai Nepal!