Your current stress-management strategy of staring at a screen until your eyes blur isn't working. Your soul needs a hard reset.
From May 22 to 30, Osho Tapoban is hosting the Anteryatra (Transformation) Camp in the hills of Kathmandu. It’s an 8-day residential intensive meditation retreat designed for both clueless beginners and seasoned seekers to turn awareness inward, dump mental baggage, and experience actual silence.
Accommodation & Budgeting Your Nirvana
The daily rates include all meditation sessions and three vegetarian meals a day. Your financial contribution depends entirely on how much you tolerate the breathing sounds of other human beings:
| Room Type | Daily Rate | The Vibe |
| Dormitory (9–10 people, common bath) | NRs. 1,300 | True asceticism. |
| Three-Sharing (Attached bath) | NRs. 2,000 | Spiritual networking. |
| Two-Sharing (Attached bath) | NRs. 2,500 | For you and a very tolerant friend. |
| Single Room (Attached bath) | NRs. 4,000 | Solitude, with privacy. |
THE SACRED SNORING MANDATE
If you snore, you must book a single roo m. Collective nirvana cannot be achieved if you sound like a diesel engine idling in a cave at 3:00 AM. Do not compromise the ego-death of 9 other people. Your karma depends on it.
Premium Upgrades (Therapy Add-ons)
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No-Mind Therapy (7 Days): NRs. 3,000 (To mute your brain entirely).
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Mystic Rose Therapy (9 Days): NRs. 5,000 (A rollercoaster of laughing, crying, and silence).
The Dress Code & Logistics
The Uniform: You need a pair of maroon robes and white robes. Bring your own (no, salmon pink doesn't count) or buy them at the commune shop.
How to Book: Message Osho Tapoban with your Name, Address, Number of Participants, Accommodation Type, and Camp Dates.
The Fine Print:
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An advance deposit of NRs. 2,500 via eSewa is required.
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The deposit is non-refundable unless you give a 3-day emergency notice prior to check-in.
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If you decide on Day 3 that silence is too loud and leave early to go eat momos, the package cost is strictly non-refundable.
Contact Osho Tapoban directly before sending the advance deposit to verify room availability. Time to unplug.