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A Gorkhali Mandate to Purify the Bagmati, Secure the Throne of Shiva, and Welcome the World.
Pashupatinath is not merely a temple; it is the beating heart of the Hindu world, the ultimate sanctuary of Lord Shiva. Yet, as we stand upon the Arya Ghat, we are forced to confront a reality that is far from divine.
By Anil Sharma • 4 min read
Good Morning
Our spies are back in the PM’s pocket, because apparently, the Home Ministry was just too mainstream for secret agents. We love moving departments around like we’re rearranging furniture in a rented room—keeps everyone confused and the dust flying
Good Morning
It is truly a modern miracle that a government program can be unanimously passed while the entire opposition is literally walking out the door. We hope the Speaker’s voice was loud enough to reach the empty seats, just in case the furniture wanted to register a vote of dissent. Apparently, Prime Minister Balendra Shah believes in the silent presence theory, proving that showing up to your own party is totally optional if you’re the host.
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From First Lady of Justice to the Whiners’ Club President
Read the full articleChiya Guff • 16 May
Aama did a decent job holding the country together for the elections, but then the "Old Guard" fever kicked in. On her way out, she suddenly decided that her personal assistant was the most qualified person in Nepal to lead nature conservation. Because, clearly, carrying a briefcase prepares you for saving the snow leopard.
Good Morning • 16 May
Our spies are back in the PM’s pocket, because apparently, the Home Ministry was just too mainstream for secret agents. We love moving departments around like we’re rearranging furniture in a rented room—keeps everyone confused and the dust flying
Diaspora • 15 May
Before we even look at the East Coast, California already set the bar high. The Nepal Festival and Parade in San Francisco just wrapped up (held around May 10–12). Organized by NRNA California, they actually shut down Market Street for a 1.6-mile march from City Hall to Embarcadero Plaza. It was a full takeover featuring Lakhe dances and Panche Baaja that likely confused the local tech bros but gave the Bay Area a much-needed dose of culture.
Chiya Guff • 15 May
It’s a match made in heaven: one man who loves moving stones and another who’s still stone-cold bitter about his old ministry. We live in hope that they actually find a middle ground, though with Harka’s track record, that "middle ground" probably just involves digging a very deep trench in the middle of nowhere while Kirati shouts into a megaphone about the good old days.
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