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A Gorkhali Mandate to Purify the Bagmati, Secure the Throne of Shiva, and Welcome the World.
By Anil Sharma • 4 min read
Chiya Guff
Let’s get one thing straight with the "Ayo Gorkhali" grit: just because the old guard spent decades leaning on foreign crutches doesn't mean every new leader is a puppet. It’s an insult to the Nepali voter to suggest otherwise. How many foreigners stood in those long lines during the election? None. The people spoke, the old structures crumbled, and the mandate is clear.
Chiya Guff
Pull up a chair, brew the strongest chiya you’ve got, and let’s talk about a story so greasy it makes a plate of deep-frie…
Chiya Guff
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Chiya Guff
The old guard is trembling, and honestly? It’s a beautiful sight. Our PM Balen Shah recently decided to stay silent while the honorabl…
Chiya Guff
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Chiya Guff
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