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From Momo Shops to Missile Silos
What started as a few "missing person" posters in Kathmandu has turned into a full-blown blockbuster tragedy. We’re talking about the Russian Recruitment Racket, where "high-paying non-combat roles" actually mean "here is a rusty AK-47, now go run toward that drone."
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The National Examination Board has finally released the list of SMS and websites where students can check their SEE results. It’s a bold move to assume the servers won't crash the moment every teenager in Nepal hits "Refresh," but we hope the only thing that actually "loads" is a sense of relief.
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The government is launching "Price Transparency Week" starting Monday to stop market fraud and inflation. It’s a bold move to ask shopkeepers to be honest for seven days, as if integrity has an expiration date. We hope that after this week, the only thing remaining "transparent" isn't just the empty space in our wallets. If this works, maybe next month they can try a "No Corruption Fortnight" just for kicks.
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From 'Bhaag-Banda' Buffets to the RSP Merit-Mandu
Read the full articleGood Morning • 11 May
The National Examination Board has finally released the list of SMS and websites where students can check their SEE results. It’s a bold move to assume the servers won't crash the moment every teenager in Nepal hits "Refresh," but we hope the only thing that actually "loads" is a sense of relief.
Chiya Guff • 11 May
Gone are the days when becoming an Ambassador was a "Buy One, Get One Free" deal for party donors. The RSP has basically put up a "Help Wanted" sign on the door of the Foreign Ministry, and for the first time in history, "knowing a guy who knows a guy" isn't a valid qualification!
Events • 10 May
The highlight of this event is the strict 29+ age limit. This isn't just a rule; it’s a public service. It ensures you won’t accidentally spend your evening explaining what a "pension plan" is to a Gen-Z TikToker. This is a space for adults who have realized that while our roads take decades to widen, their biological clocks are moving at Mach 1 speed. It’s an academic exit from the shallow end of the dating pool.
Good Morning • 10 May
The government is launching "Price Transparency Week" starting Monday to stop market fraud and inflation. It’s a bold move to ask shopkeepers to be honest for seven days, as if integrity has an expiration date. We hope that after this week, the only thing remaining "transparent" isn't just the empty space in our wallets. If this works, maybe next month they can try a "No Corruption Fortnight" just for kicks.
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