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April 27th, 2026
The government is finally sorting "real" squatters from the "rent-collecting" professionals using high-tech screening and old-school data.
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Why Harka Should Let Balen Drive the Dozer
From Bob Dylan to the 33-Point Dreamer!
But let’s be honest: Harka Daju hit a bit of a sour note when he rushed to Kathmandu after the Gen Z massacre, smelling an opportunity to lead the country for a "six-month quickie" election stint. That’s where the "Bob Dylan" vibe turned into a bit of a "Desperate Disco."
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April 26th, 2026
Nabil Bank is currently learning that "confidentiality" is a very hard word to spell after Sudan Gurung’s bank statement leaked faster than a broken water pipe in Melamchi. While banks usually guard your data like a dragon guards gold, this leak has everyone wondering if our financial secrets are being stored on a public Google Doc. Sudan Gurung probably didn’t expect his spending habits to become the nation’s favorite weekend thriller, but here we are.
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April 25th, 2026
The government has announced a detailed plan to remove informal settlements while promising temporary shelter and basic support. On paper, it looks structured and humane, with multiple steps to ensure relocation.
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April 24th, 2026
The Central Investigation Bureau (CIB) arrested industrialist Shekhar Golchha today in Naxal, Kathmandu
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April 23rd, 2026
The biggest religious circus in Patan kicked off today as the Rato Machhindranath chariot procession officially began. Thousands of devotees are currently pulling a 50-foot towering structure through the streets
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April 22nd, 2026
Prime Minister Balen Shah has decided that Nepal’s foreign policy needs a "diplomatic reset," which is a fancy way of saying he’s tired of being left on "read" by international powers.
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Chiya Guff • 27 Apr
The End of the 58-Year Itch
For decades, our government employees have been checking out at 58—a retirement age set back when our life expectancy wa…
Events • 27 Apr
Jazz-mandala: When the Sarangi Met the Saxophone
If you thought Jazz was just elevator music or something for people who wear turtlenecks in the summer, Kathmandu Jazz C…
Good Morning • 27 Apr
April 27th, 2026
The government is finally sorting "real" squatters from the "rent-collecting" professionals using high-tech screening and old-school data.
Diaspora • 26 Apr
From Shoveling Snow to Shaking Hands: The Dangi Dai Chronicles
Fast forward to 2026, and our Dangi Dai isn't just a survivor; he’s a Professor with a Ph.D. and a world-leading expert in solid waste management. He’s basically the "Lord of the Garbage," but in a very fancy, scientific way.
Chiya Guff • 26 Apr
Bagmati's Bold Bulldozers: Squatters or Landlords?
As it turns out, the "Sukumbaasi" label is being used as loosely as the term "expert" on Nepali Twitter. We discovered that less than 10% of these folks are actual, real-deal squatters in need of a roof and a break.
Good Morning • 26 Apr
April 26th, 2026
Nabil Bank is currently learning that "confidentiality" is a very hard word to spell after Sudan Gurung’s bank statement leaked faster than a broken water pipe in Melamchi. While banks usually guard your data like a dragon guards gold, this leak has everyone wondering if our financial secrets are being stored on a public Google Doc. Sudan Gurung probably didn’t expect his spending habits to become the nation’s favorite weekend thriller, but here we are.
Reviews • 25 Apr
Kathmandu Fun Park
Your journey into this wonderland begins at the parking lot, managed by someone whose mathematical genius puts Einstein to shame. I parked my EV for exactly 2 hours and 31 minutes. In any sane universe, that’s two and a half hours. In the Fun Park dimension, that’s 3 hours.
Events • 25 Apr
Not Just a Medical Condition: Drama with a Side of Society
If you thought your weekend was dramatic because you ran out of chiya leaves, wait until you see what’s happening at S…
Culture • 25 Apr
Sita Jayanti
While the rest of the world debates high-octane feminism in air-conditioned rooms, we Gorkhalis have been looking up to…
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