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May 4th, 2026
New ordinances are being issued at a speed that makes the usual legislative process look outdated. Decisions are being finalized quickly, leaving Parliament more like an observer than a participant
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The Final Nail in the Coffin
Why the 'Jholey' Brigade is Terrified of the Green Uniform
In three decades of mili-juli sarkaars (coalition governments), the Nepal Army has remained the only institution that the old-school parties couldn't fully politicize or turn into a private puppet show. We remember when Prachanda, living the high life in Baluwatar, tried to fire the Army Chief to install a "yes-man." When he failed, he resigned like a juvenile delinquent.
By S. Gundai • 4 min read
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May 3rd, 2026
In the middle of bulldozer ballets and financial diets, the Jacaranda trees have decided to bloom, turning our dusty roads into a purple paradise. Major roads from Durbar Marg to Satdobato are currently draped in vibrant blossoms, making the capital look more like a painting and less like a construction site.
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May 2nd, 2026
Prime Minister Balendra Shah has officially announced he won’t be taking any foreign trips for a year, probably because he realized how much he’d miss the Kathmandu dust. He is also ignoring foreign diplomats’ DMs, insisting everything go through the Ministry of Foreign Affairs like a very strict group chat admin.
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May 1st, 2026
On the Baisakh full moon, the Nepali diaspora from Queens to Reading gathered in community halls to enthusiastically dance the Sakela Silli, because nothing says "I miss the motherland" like following a YouTube dance tutorial with a bad internet connection.
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April 30th, 2026
Parents across Nepal flooded the Ministry of Education with complaints today over what they describe as "extortionate" private school fees. Despite government directives to refund illegal admission and annual charges, many institutions have reportedly refused to comply, leading to a surge of calls to the newly established central help desk
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April 29th, 2026
Our VIPs are finally learning how to walk again. The government snatched back 622 vehicles from officials who thought their "access" came with a lifetime supply of state-funded fuel and tires.
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Good Morning • 4 May
May 4th, 2026
New ordinances are being issued at a speed that makes the usual legislative process look outdated. Decisions are being finalized quickly, leaving Parliament more like an observer than a participant
Events • 4 May
Nepathya in Auckland
That’s right, the Gorkhali folk-rock juggernaut is heading to Auckland, New Zealand, proving once and for all that whether you are a polar bear or a penguin, you cannot escape the urge to chant "Bhedako Oon Jasto".
Diaspora • 4 May
The God Who Survived NYC
Let’s be real: since we opened our doors in the 1950s, our heritage has been treated like a free buffet for Western collectors. Thousands of idols, paintings, and even doors have gone "missing" to feed the art markets of Europe and the US.
Diaspora • 3 May
Girish Pradhan Joins the Titans
Girish has been tapped to perform the 1981 classic "Breaker". To put this in perspective: this isn't just "participating." This is like being invited to a potluck and finding out you’re sharing a table with Rob Halford (Judas Priest) and Kirk Hammett (Metallica).
Culture • 3 May
Kathmandu Durbar Square
Welcome to Kathmandu Durbar Square. Known to us locals as Basantapur, it’s a UNESCO World Heritage site, which basically means it’s too old and beautiful for the government to accidentally bulldoze (though they’ve certainly tried to "renovate" it with questionable cement).
Good Morning • 3 May
May 3rd, 2026
In the middle of bulldozer ballets and financial diets, the Jacaranda trees have decided to bloom, turning our dusty roads into a purple paradise. Major roads from Durbar Marg to Satdobato are currently draped in vibrant blossoms, making the capital look more like a painting and less like a construction site.
Chiya Guff • 3 May
The Great Bagmati Circus
It seems the primary qualification for being a Communist leader in Nepal is successfully acquiring public land as a sukumbaasi. While the poor struggle, these "comrades" have built four-story villas on the riverbanks. Even a former Maoist Minister saw his permanent bungalow get the bulldozer treatment recently.
Events • 3 May
4th National Golden Athletics Meet 2026
Dust off your vintage tracksuits and maybe check your hamstrings for signs of life. The 4th National Golden Athletics Meet 2026 is officially invading Dasarath Stadium, Tripureswor, Kathmandu from 7th to 9th May 2026 (24–26 Baishakh 2083 BS).
Chiya Guff • 2 May
The "Cash-Back" Kings
ur Supreme Court has finally decided to put an end to the "VVIP Welfare Fund," a legal loophole that allowed our former so-called elites to bill the State for every sneeze and sniffle. The scale of the heist is clear: Rs 4 billion was handed out to so-called netas for foreign medical care between 2006 and 2016.
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