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Why Nepal’s New Resident in Baluwatar is Making the ‘Old Stooges’ Sweat

In a shocking twist of fate, PM Balen has decided to... stay in Nepal and work? Groundbreaking! He isn't rushing to Delhi to see if Modi really has a 56-inch chest, nor is he flying to Beijing for free Olympics tickets like Prachanda did.

By S. Gundai • 4 min read

May 7th, 2026 Good Morning

May 7th, 2026

Prime Minister Balen Shah has called a high-stakes Constitutional Council meeting for today to finally recommend a new Chief Justice. After months of the judiciary running on "safe mode," the government is scrambling to fill the top spot before the legal backlog becomes a sentient entity.

May 6th, 2026 Good Morning

May 6th, 2026

Prime Minister Balen Shah has officially declared war on party-affiliated trade unions, claiming they ruin bureaucracy and schools. He’s promising a "clean and professional" administration, which is political speak for "I’m firing everyone who wears the wrong colored scarf."

The Lipulekh Love Triangle:

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The Lipulekh Love Triangle:

The Annual "Whose Land is it Anyway?" Festival

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Chiya Guff • 7 May

The Lipulekh Love Triangle:

Our Balen-era government has once again performed the sacred ritual of the "Official Objection." The target? India’s annual tour plan through Lipulekh. It’s the kind of diplomatic drama that keeps us awake at night while our chimekis (neighbors) sleep like babies.

Good Morning • 7 May

May 7th, 2026

Prime Minister Balen Shah has called a high-stakes Constitutional Council meeting for today to finally recommend a new Chief Justice. After months of the judiciary running on "safe mode," the government is scrambling to fill the top spot before the legal backlog becomes a sentient entity.

Good Morning • 6 May

May 6th, 2026

Prime Minister Balen Shah has officially declared war on party-affiliated trade unions, claiming they ruin bureaucracy and schools. He’s promising a "clean and professional" administration, which is political speak for "I’m firing everyone who wears the wrong colored scarf."

Diaspora • 6 May

The Great Russian "Job Fair"

What started as a few "missing person" posters in Kathmandu has turned into a full-blown blockbuster tragedy. We’re talking about the Russian Recruitment Racket, where "high-paying non-combat roles" actually mean "here is a rusty AK-47, now go run toward that drone."

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