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Home Work, No Junkets

Why Nepal’s New Resident in Baluwatar is Making the ‘Old Stooges’ Sweat

In a shocking twist of fate, PM Balen has decided to... stay in Nepal and work? Groundbreaking! He isn't rushing to Delhi to see if Modi really has a 56-inch chest, nor is he flying to Beijing for free Olympics tickets like Prachanda did.

By S. Gundai • 4 min read

May 7th, 2026 Good Morning

May 7th, 2026

Prime Minister Balen Shah has called a high-stakes Constitutional Council meeting for today to finally recommend a new Chief Justice. After months of the judiciary running on "safe mode," the government is scrambling to fill the top spot before the legal backlog becomes a sentient entity.

May 6th, 2026 Good Morning

May 6th, 2026

Prime Minister Balen Shah has officially declared war on party-affiliated trade unions, claiming they ruin bureaucracy and schools. He’s promising a "clean and professional" administration, which is political speak for "I’m firing everyone who wears the wrong colored scarf."

Home Work, No Junkets

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Home Work, No Junkets

Why Nepal’s New Resident in Baluwatar is Making the ‘Old Stooges’ Sweat

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Prime Minister Balen Shah has officially declared war on party-affiliated trade unions, claiming they ruin bureaucracy and schools. He’s promising a "clean and professional" administration, which is political speak for "I’m firing everyone who wears the wrong colored scarf."

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