Good Morning
May 15th, 2026
It is truly a modern miracle that a government program can be unanimously passed while the entire opposition is literally walking out the door. We hope the Speaker’s voice was loud enough to reach the empty seats, just in case the furniture wanted to register a vote of dissent. Apparently, Prime Minister Balendra Shah believes in the silent presence theory, proving that showing up to your own party is totally optional if you’re the host.